how do u do the date thing
Come with me to a movie and I’ll show you
that was smooth as fuck
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor. - the greatest thing i have ever read (via rauchwolken)
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
do u ever just keep ur hand on ur boob
i love this. there’s like no context at all. i assume you’re implying that u keep ur hand on ur crotch, but who knows. ur just saying crotch. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying yes. maybe that’s a hip new way of saying “lol”. who knows. crotch.
they called her nana…grandma…meemaw… but they never thought to call her… guilty of murder
my general reaction to boys is nonONononoNONONONONonONON but in a very yesyesyeSYyESYyeS way